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01/14/2026: changed star colour, animated bigbig button AND ADDED DIGIGIRL (,,♡ᵕ♡,,)

12/30/2025: chose a cute border palette for daily pics hehe im ready 2026

12/16/2025: i made a custom button, resized sidebars, AND I JUST FIXED DAILY PICS IT'S BANGINNNN
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12/15/2025: daily pics is here but i cannot figure out how to change the tile size..... :-( ..also fun cursor!

12/14/2025: I FIXED THE FUCKING SPACING YAY I AM NO LONGER GONNG KMS

12/12/2025: snowflakes!!!!

12/08/2025: i cannot figure out the spacing for the header links for THE LIFE OF ME IM GONNA KMS I S 2 G

12/07/2025: hello world!
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if the world was an apple...

THEN IT'S



TIME!



TO!



TAKE!



A!



BITE!


for young me

im just a girl in the world!

Stripper
By: am who i am
Kendall came on stage. He was wearing a loose jacket with a tight shirt under it. He had on tight pants. Under them was a pair of underwear that nearly crushed his balls. Then the lights hit on him. He had on a hat. It was tilted down to cover his eyes. Then some music started to play. He tilted the hat up. His beautiful green eyes showing. He then started to walk down the little lane all the way down it. He then danced. He kept leaning over showing everyone how tight that his pants hugged his ass. He then slowly unzipped his jacket and slid it off one arm. He then slid it off the other arm. He threw the jacket off to the back off him. He then kept dancing. After a second he then ripped of his shirt. Everyone yelled and cheered. He then slowly and as sexy as possible pulled off his pants. He threw it behind him. His bulge was apparent to everyone. He then started to sway his hips. He danced through the song. Then as the song was ending he turned and started to walk back to where he began. Then the lights went off. Kendall walked to the changing room. There he saw his fellow strippers James, Joe, Camille, and all three Jennifers. He also saw his boss slash boyfriend Logan. He walked to Logan who said "That was great for your first time baby." James came up and said "Yes it was. I wasn't even that good my first time. It probably had to do that your boyfriend was watching and mine wasn't." His boyfriend Carlos has never been to a strip club. He said that it was disgusting. It hurt James' feelings. He never left James. He just never comes to his dances. Then the door opened and we saw Carlos walk in. He said "Great job Kendall. When is James going on?" Logan said "Next is Joe then it will be James." Then Joe walked off. Carlos went next to James. Then I said "I love you Logan." James laughed and said "Kendall you're a stripper. There is no love in stripping." Then Carlos said "So you don't love me." James eyes widen. He forgot Carlos was there. Carlos never showed up so he thought that he wasn't there even though he just walked in. James looked at Logan who said "You have five minutes. James then Grabbed Carlos and drug him off. Everyone then laughed. I then said "That was very predictable." Then Camille said "Yes it was but there is one thing I have to say. We are all just strippers. Kendall you have done a great job. You are the stripper. We all might be strippers but you are the stripper."

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